March 2012
“There is something about words. In expert hands, manipulated deftly, they take...”
– Dianne Setterfield (via texassiren)
“You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the...”
– Oscar Wilde (via alluringeyes)
February 2012
“To be beautiful means to be yourself. You don’t need to be accepted by others....”
– Thich Nhat Hanh, The Art of Power (via digitalpharaoh)
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
punkybrews:
well, yes.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
